Parche F*ck Around Find Out (2" x 1")

The hook-and-loop backing grips tight to the harness loop, so it hasn't budged through three muddy hikes. My dog still gets compliments, but now people read the patch and laugh before they try to pet him. Worth every cent for the daily chuckle alone.

Sewed this onto my dog's harness and the 2-inch size sits perfectly without curling at the edges. The message landed exactly as intended when a guy at the park let his off-leash pit charge at us and my pup held her ground.

Two of my friends immediately laughed when they saw this patch on my dog's vest—the hook-and-loop backing keeps it secure even during rough play at the park.