Talk Shit Get Bit-lapp (2" x 1")

This patch is the perfect finish for my dog's collar—the 2" x 1" size sits just right without being too flashy. The humor is spot-on and it's held up great through a few muddy hikes already.

Sewed this onto my dog's harness and it fits perfectly, the hook-and-loop backing is sturdy enough that it hasn't budged through two muddy walks. The patch itself is a good size at 2x1 inches—not too small to read, not too big to look ridiculous.

My dog struts around like a tiny gangster with this patch on his harness, and it's honestly the best conversation starter at the park. The hook-and-loop backing keeps it secure even when he's rolling in the mud, and the 2x1 size fits perfectly without overwhelming his collar.